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Can't Smeg Won't Smeg — PineHD — PineHD

Can't Smeg Won't Smeg

1998•Released•Movie dossier

Can't Smeg Won't Smeg

★ 0.00 votes•0h 27m

20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.

ComedyScience FictionTV Movie

Director

Ed Bye

Status

Released

Budget

N/A

Revenue

N/A

The cast

People behind the story

Ainsley Harriott

Ainsley Harriott

Self

Chris Barrie

Chris Barrie

Rimmer

Craig Charles

Craig Charles

Lister

Danny John-Jules

Danny John-Jules

Cat/Duane Dibbley

Robert Llewellyn

Robert Llewellyn

Kryten

Chloë Annett

Chloë Annett

Kochanski

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